I Love Jamaat Jamans

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I Love Jamaat Jamans
 
 
I was born a normal weight, like all other normal kids
 
After birth my parents instilled in me some good and bad habits
 
One of the bad ones was they kept feeding me until I burped & spit
 
The other was they didn't bother me when I slept resting fit
 
 
With that kind of training, I excel in eating and sleeping
 
Wife yells at my sleeping but I can beat the best in eating
 
Doctor says to lose weight as the chance of diabetes need beating
 
What else is there in life, Allah bless my parents for good teaching
 
 
It must be Allah's punishment for a diabetes-prone to be married
 
To a wife who eats ice cream by gallons, stays slim & is not harried
 
If I ate as much sweet as she does, on four people's shoulder I will be carried
 
Why was I not born with low blood sugar and cholesterol, with Allah I queried?
 
 
I love jamaat jamans as my wife is not there to watch me
 
Two khaaraas, two mithaas is not enough, I would love to have three
 
For food and sleep, it must be a genetic quirk for wives to worry
 
What she eats and how much she sleeps never bothers me
 
 
I love jamaat jamans because I sit among friends and the family
 
My wife is not there to talk about worries that she dreams up daily
 
I can concentrate on eating without a care of  whether or not it is oily
 
At home sweet and oily dishes for me disappear miraculously
 
 
I love jamaat jamans except they are so rare
 
Only about 200 a year, that's not enough for me to flare
 
I wish them 3 times every day, to get me a nice mid-riff spare
 
Then I can have a triple by-pass, for my wife to have a good scare
 
 
I love jamaat jamans because they are so rich and oily
 
Wife's cooking and the jamans in jamea are so healthy
 
Aamil saheb keeps reminding me " Qhum anta tashtahi (1) "
 
I know what that means, but I tell him I don't know Arabi
 
 
Either we should serve simple & healthy jamans to maintain our sehat
 
Or in fakhera jamans reduce servings drastically to do our bodies rehmat
 
Ita'amut ta'am, feeding the momineen is a straight path to Jannat
 
We all momineen pray for our Maola to live healthy ta qiyamat
 
 
(1)     Maolana Ali (S.A.)'s kalaam = Get up (from thaal) while you are
still somewhat hungry
 
 
Abd-e-Syedna, TUS - Shk. Husain Jamali, Anjuman-e-Burhani, Los Angeles, CA
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