THE TEN MOST STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE USUALLY ASK
Submitted by saifeesurka on Tue, 2008-03-04 11:44
THE TEN MOST STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE USUALLY ASK
AND THEIR STUPID ANSWERS.
At the movies,
mulla Saifuddin Surka n.k.d. Ahmedabad
when you meet acquaintances/friends....
Stupid question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
Stupid question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
In the bus:
A lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet..
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia ..why don't you try again.
At a funeral,
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia ..why don't you try again.
At a funeral,
one of the teary eyed people ask..
Why, why him, of all people?
Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant,
Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant,
when you ask the waiter: Is the "Paneer masala" dish good ?
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together,
when some distant aunt meets you after years..
Munna, chickko you've become so big.
Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding,
Munna, chickko you've become so big.
Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding,
and you ask...
Is the guy you're marrying good?
No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout..it's just the money.
Is the guy you're marrying good?
No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout..it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call..
Sorry, were you sleeping?
No, I was doing research on whether the zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
Sorry, were you sleeping?
No, I was doing research on whether the zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
When you see a friend/ colleague with evidently shorter hair..
Hey, have you had a haircut?
No, its autumn and I'm shedding!
Hey, have you had a haircut?
No, its autumn and I'm shedding!
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Tell me if it hurts?
No it won't. it will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Oh, so you smoke.
Gosh, it's a miracle..it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!!!
No it won't. it will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Oh, so you smoke.
Gosh, it's a miracle..it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!!!
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